Ben Ramsey

Earlier today in the #coderabbi Freenode IRC channel, we were discussing recruiter messages. I thought I’d share one of my favorite gems from over the years.

Would you like to join one of the fastest growing start-ups in Rhode Island? Would you like to be apart [sic] company that makes dreams come true? If you are passionate about Ruby and Opensource technology development than [sic] this is the place for you. Wouldn’t it be nice to come home every day and know you are doing what you love in a company that loves your work? This is not just your average “job”. This is opportunity; this is a blur between dreams and reality; this is the opportunity that is going to slingshot you to happiness & career satisfaction.

Without shaming, ridiculing, or calling out any individuals, what’s your favorite recruiter message?